Non-alcoholic beer; its like licking out your sister. Tastes the same but it just isn’t right.
I saw two twins babies. One had a shirt that said ‘Copy’ the other ‘Paste’.
Gets me through the day.
Wish I could just win the lottery!
Think I will definitely get out my tits this weekend!
Other tattoo!
You know work is shit when you’re looking forward to the gym!
Tattoo just finished
